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Saturday, February 10, 2007
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01. Marriage is not a word.
>> It's a sentence (a life sentence).

02. Marriage is love. Love is blind.
>> Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

03. Marriage is an institution in which a man :
>> loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her masters.

04. Marriage is a three-ring circus:
>> engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

05. Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
>> In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
>> In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
>> In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen.

06. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking;
>> the husband gives and the wife takes.

07. Son: How much does it cost to get married,Dad?
>> Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it

08. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.
>> Father: That happens everywhere,son,EVERYWHERE!

09. Love is one long sweet dream,
>> and marriage is the alarm clock.

10. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love
>> after marriage it is self-defense.

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