Don't Argue With Kids!!!
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TEACHER : Why are you late?
WEBSTER : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
WEBSTER : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER : Cindy, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
CINDY : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
JOHN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how "I" spell it!

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH : H I J K L M N O !!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
SARAH : Yesterday you said it is H to O!

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TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : George!

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TEACHER : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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TEACHER : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT : A teacher.

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SILVIA : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA : Your name on this report card.