The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.



2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.



3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.



4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.



5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.