Laws of Life
First "Yes" Law:
Sex is not the aswer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer

First Law of Bicycling
No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind

Main's Law
For every action there is an equal and opposit government program

Mark Twain Drinking Law
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss

Micro Credo Law
Never trust a computer bigger than you can lift

Misfortune Law
The kind of fortune that never misses

Diplomat Law
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way

Weiler's law
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself