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Wednesday, July 24, 2002
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Women Definition
INTERNET woman: woman of difficult access

SERVER woman: always busy when you need her

WINDOWS woman: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but none can live without her

EXCEL woman: they say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basical needs

VIRUS woman: also known as " wife" ; when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything

SCREENSAVER woman: she is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun

RAM woman: she forgets everything you say when you disconnect her

PASSWORD woman: you believe to be the only one knowing her, but in reality all the world does

MP3 woman: everybody wants to take her

MONITOR woman: She makes life looks more shining

CD-ROM woman: she is always faster and faster

DATAWAREHOUSING woman: she keeps you informed of everything, except what you really want to know

There is More...!!! For more Definition just E-mail me

□ Atilopatil @ : 09:02 : #

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