Subject: BUMPER STICKER HANDBOOK
Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
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Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
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If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home
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I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
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The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
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If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Cat: The Other White Meat
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
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Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost?
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If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
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Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE.....PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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