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Monday, April 22, 2002
خبرهای علمی روز
باز هم تحقيقاتی انجام شده که نتايج آن را در ذیل مشاهده می فرماييد!
To make a woman happy, all you have to do is to be
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father figure
6. a teacher
7. an educator
8. a cook
9. a gardner
10. a carpenter
11. a driver
12. an engineer
13. a mechanic
14. an interior decorator
15. a stylist
16. a sex therapist
17. a gynaecologist/obstetrician
18. a psychologist
19. a psychiatrist
20. a therapist
21. a good father
22. a gentleman
23. well organised
24. tidy
25. very clean
27. athletic
28. affectionate
29. affable
30. attentive
31. ambitious
32. amenable
33. articulate
34. bold
35. brave
36. creative
37. courageous
38. complimentary
39. capable
40. decisive
41. intelligent
42. imaginative
43. interesting
44. prudent
45. patient
46. polite
47. passionate
48. respectful
49. sweet
50. strong
51. skilful
52. supportive
53. sympathetic
54. tolerant
55. understanding
56. someone who loves shopping
57. someone who doesn't make problems
58. someone who never looks at other women
59. very rich

AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO
MAKE SURE YOU:
60. are neither jealous nor disinterested
61. get on well with her family, but don't
spend more time with
them than with her
62. give her her space, but show interest and
concern in where she goes

ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
63. Not forget the dates of:
* anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first
date...)
* graduation
* birthday
* menstruation

>However, even if you observe the above
instructions perfectly, you are not
100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she
could one day feel overcome
with the suffocating perfection of her life
with you and run off with the
first wild bastard-bohemian-drunk-bon viveur
she meets...

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Let him have sex with you

خب برای امروز هم بسه!

مخلص

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